She's So In Love With

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.