Some Dog I Got Too.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.