My Wife And I Have

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.