Some People Have No Idea

That's Why They Call It The American Dream, Because You Have To Be Asleep To Believe It.

A Woman Told Me Her Child Was Autistic, And I Thought She Said Artistic. So I Said, 'oh Great. I'd Like To See Some Of The Things He's Done.

Have You Ever Noticed That Anybody Driving Slower Than You Is An Idiot, And Anyone Going Faster Than You Is A Maniac?

All Messages From Satan Are Played Forward And Are In Standard American English.

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.