Stand-up Is An Amazing Art

I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.

I Like That In My Audiences, There's A Lesbian Couple Sitting Next To A Mormon Family.

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.

The Idea Of Being A Practicing Catholic, It's - For Me, It's Like - I Need A Lot Of Practice, You Know What I Mean?

You Never Want To Be The Worst Bowler Of The Group-because Then Everyone Treats You Like You Have Cancer. "you Can Do It! We're Praying For You." The Advice Starts. "use A Heavier Ball." "keep Your Arm Straight." "you Should Get A Vasectomy." If You're Really Bad At Bowling Like Me, They'll Ask If Want The Bumpers Up. Not That Bowling Is That Complex Anyway. "you Want The Bumpers? We Can Get Rid Of The Pins. Why Don't You Take This Coloring Book And Sit In The Corner?"