Swimming Is Not A Sport.

If A Pig Loses Its Voice, Is It Disgruntled?

It Is Impossible For An Abortion Clinic To Have A Waiting List Of More Than Nine Months.

Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You Have To Rent The Shoes. When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? This Title Offends All Three Major Religions, And Even Vegetarians!

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.

Some People See Things That Are And Ask, Why? Some People Dream Of Things That Never Were And Ask, Why Not? Some People Have To Go To Work And Don't Have Time For All That.