Television Is Where You Watch

Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?