The Sacred Exists Only At

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.

Being An Olympian Is The Ultimate Test Of One's Sporting Ability.

I Think You Can't Write With Anger. I Think It Always Has To Be With A Wink. There Always Has To Be An Element Of Hope In What You Write. Otherwise You're Just Getting Mad And It's Not Going To Be Fun For Anybody.