Thank Heaven For Little Girls!

Mud Can Make You Prisoner And The Plains Can Make You Dry. Snow Can Burn Your Eyes But Only People Make You Cry.

Coughing In The Theater Is Not A Respiratory Ailment. It Is A Criticism.

It's Not A Pretty Face, I Grant You. But Underneath Its Flabby Exterior Is An Enormous Lack Of Character.

There Even Are Places Where English Completely Disappears. In America, They Haven't Used It For Years! Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

The Female Sex Has No Greater Fan Than I, And I Have The Bills To Prove It.