That You, Sister. May You

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

That You, Sister. May You Be The Mother Of A Bishop.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.