The Heart Is A Temple

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

When I Wasn't Working, I Put The Blame Directly Where It Belonged - I Blamed My Agent. When I Didn't Have An Agent, I Spent Time Looking For A New Agent So I Would Have Somebody To Blame.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.