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A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.