The Most Pleasant And Useful

The Things That I Can't Have I Want, And What I Have Seems Second-rate, The Things I Want To Do I Can't, And What I Have To Do I Hate.

By The Time A Bartender Knows What Drink A Man Will Have Before He Orders, There Is Little Else About Him Worth Knowing.

Vibrations Are The Key To Everything. Atoms Used To Be, But Atoms Have Quite Gone Out.

If You Want To Get Rich From Writing, Write The Sort Of Thing That's Read By Persons Who Move Their Lips When They're Reading To Themselves.

Happiness Is The Interval Between Periods Of Unhappiness.