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We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.