The Trouble With The World

Some Men Take Good Care Of A Car; Others Treat It Like One Of The Family.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.