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Why Is There Such Controversy About Drug Testing? I Know Plenty Of Guys Who'd Be Willing To Test Any Drug They Can Come Up With.

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

Soft Rock Music Isn't Rock, And It Ain't Music. It's Just Soft. Reminds Me Of Something My Third-grade Teacher Said To Us. She Said, "you Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala."

Why Are A 'wise Man' And A 'wiseguy' Opposites?

It Is Impossible For An Abortion Clinic To Have A Waiting List Of More Than Nine Months.