The World Needs More Edwin

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.

If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight, Don't Eat Anything Out Of A Bucket.

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce - My Main Thrust Was The Body And Its Functions And Malfunctions - The Absurdity Of The Thing.

I Like Salvador Dali And Rene Magritte. I Also Like The Scottish Artist John Byrne, Another Surrealist.