There's A Lot Of Cynicism.

The Problem Is That We Live In An Uptight Country. Why Don't We Just Laugh At Ourselves? We Are Funny. Gays Are Funny. Straights Are Funny. Women Are Funny. Men Are Funny. We Are All Funny, And We All Do Funny Things. Let's Laugh About It.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.

One Of The First Things You Ever Learn As A Stand-up Is Don't Show Fear.

Laughter Gives Us Distance. It Allows Us To Step Back From An Event, Deal With It And Then Move On.

I Don't Like Country Music, But I Don't Mean To Denigrate Those Who Do. And For The People Who Like Country Music, Denigrate Means 'put Down'.