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I Think Fur Looks Better On An Animal Than On A Human Being. So I Dress My Dog In A Mink Teddy.

Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.