This Is All So Exciting

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.