To Give You An Idea

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.