Two Things Help To Keep

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.