What Bothers Me About Tv

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

I Should Warn You That Underneath These Clothes I'm Wearing Boxer Shorts And I Know How To Use Them.

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.