Realists Know Where They're Going.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

If You Can Get Someone To Laugh With You, They Will Be More Willing To Identify With You, Listen To You. It Parts The Waters.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.