When I Was A Boy

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.