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When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.

-George Burns

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When I Was In Vegas

George Burns

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.

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