When You Have A Fat

I Hate Seeing People That Look Like You. Especially If God's Living By The Motto 'if At First You Don't Succeed.'

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

Sometimes I See A Bird Fly By And I Feel Jealous. But Then Other Times I See A Bird Fly Into A Closed Window And I Feel Laughing.

Skeet Shooting Is Probably More Satisfying If You Really Hate Skeets.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.