Yes" Actually Means "no" 100%

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

I Am A Comedian But It's Usually Not A Compliment To Be Called A Prop Comedian But I Guess I Sometimes Use Props. And I Always Confuse Humorist With Comedian. That's Strange.