You Don't Get Anything Done

Cat Food. It Stinks A Bit, But If You Don't Put Up With The Smell, The Little Kitten Will Die.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

With Identical Twins, You Always Get A Little Snidey One.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.