You Know When Jerry Ford

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.

The Scientific Theory I Like Best Is That The Rings Of Saturn Are Composed Entirely Of Lost Airline Luggage.

The Thing That You're Faulted On Today Is Not That You Are Too Tough, Or Not That You Aren't Careful. It's That You Might Have Been Too Soft. People Want That Red Meat Now Because You Have To Keep Up With The Mood And The Mood Today Is Harsh. It Really Is.

The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense Of The Truth.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.