You've Got To Roll With

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.

You've Got To Roll With The Punches To Get To What's Real.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

Rap Is Poetry To Music, Like Beatniks Without Beards And Bongos.

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?