Buried My Wife The Other

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.