Comedians, We're Just People Who

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.