Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have To Worry About Avoiding His Creditors.