Despite The Fact That Feminists

I Know My Name Will Always Be Linked With Women.

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

I Went To My Doctor And Asked For Something For Persistent Wind. He Gave Me A Kite.

A Square Egg In A Dish Of Lentils Won't Make A Marrow Bend With The Wind, Nor Will It Make Rhubarb Grow Up The Milkmaid's Leg.