'doc, I Can't Stop Singing

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

I Inherited A Painting And A Violin Which Turned Out To Be A Rembrandt And A Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt Made Lousy Violins And Stradivarius Was A Terrible Painter.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

I Always Sit In The Tail End Of A Plane, Always. You Never Hear Of An Plane Backing Into A Mountain.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.