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The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.