I Always Wondered Why Babies

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

For Father's Day, My Kids Always Give Me A Bottle Of Cologne Called English Leather. It's Appropriate! To Them I Always Smell Like A Wallet.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.