I Have Had A Perfectly

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.