I Looked Up My Family

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.