I'm Free Of All Prejudices.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!