I Think A Lot Of

I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit Crabs And Make Them Live Together.

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.

I Wish My Name Started With A Comma. That Would Be So Dramatic.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.