I Was The World's Ugliest

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'