I Went To A Gay

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.