She Was So Ugly That

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.