If You Don't Have Outstanding

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.

You Sweat Out The Free Agent Thing In November, Then You Make The Trades In December. Then You Struggle To Sign The Guys Left In January, And In February I Get Down To Sewing All The New Numbers On The Uniforms.

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.

We Need Just Two Players To Be A Contender. Babe Ruth And Sandy Koufax.