I'm So Old They've Cancelled

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.