It's One Of The Old

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

And God Said 'let There Be Satan, So People Don't Blame Everything On Me. And Let There Be Lawyers, So People Don't Blame Everything On Satan.'

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

This Is All So Exciting I've Decided To Keep Making One Movie Every 36 Years.