Marriages Don't Last. When I

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

The Logic Was, There Weren't Too Many Female Comedians, So I Thought I Might As Well Try A Field That Had Fewer Competitors Than The Field I Was In, Which Was Acting, Singing And Dancing.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.