My Doctor Told Me To

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.